Friday, December 2, 2022

Almost the News XXV

 

Real headlines. Unreal news.

Justice Jackson Is Making Herself Heard On Court
It turns out, she just needed to shout the tennis score a little louder.

Rhodes Advised Trump How To Stay In Office
"Do not go through that door to the hallway."

Seniors Strike Back Against Soaring Rents
A group of 12th-graders from a local high school is protesting the use of parental chaperones on their flight to Europe.


Russia Suspends Deal To Export Grain
Russian spokesperson, Vladimir Talkonavich, says the International Poker Championship will resume once they are finished shipping grain to other countries. 

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