Friday, December 30, 2022

Hoped-For Headlines for 2023

 

If I had my druthers, we'd all be seeing headlines like these in the coming months.



All Viruses Vacate the Vicinity


27 Years Later, Bill Watterson Reboots Calvin & Hobbes


Twitter Fades Into Nothingness


Minnesota Finally Stops Taxing Social Security Income


Fred Basset Succumbs to the Will of the People and Ceases Publication




M*A*S*H Reunion Sees Hawkeye Delivering the Baby of the World's Oldest Mother...Hotlips


Self-Shoveling Driveways Now Economically Feasible


Political Ads Banned Until September 2024


Digesting Dr Pepper Burns More Calories Than It Contains


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