Friday, February 23, 2024

The Birth of MY Blues: The 411th Greatest Song of All Time

 

I know I've whined before about how I don't think a particular song belongs on Rolling Stone's list of the "500 Greatest Songs of All Time," but seriously...

I Feel Love, by Donna Summer, is an experiment in totally computerized (Moog synthesized) instrumentation with a thin veneer of smooth vocals consisting of the repetition of seven short phrases and the word, "ooh".



  • Ooh
  • It's so good
  • Heaven knows
  • I feel love
  • Fallin' free
  • You and me
  • I'll get you
  • What you do
  • Ooh
  • I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

The word on the street is that this song broke open a new territory of sound and ushered in electronic dance music.

Just one more reason for me to not like it.

Ooh, I feel sick, I feel sick, I feel sick...


Friday, February 16, 2024

Observed Absurdities™ 66 - Vroom Vroom

 

Yes...I realize this ad, photographed in a mode of public transportation, is really TWO ads that, through the rules of happenstance, have been partially destroyed to the point of them blending into each other...



...and creating an amazing mental image of tater designers building a poultry-powered vehicle that can be driven under the influence of hallucinogens.

Created by Bing's AI



Friday, February 9, 2024

My Semi-Embarrassing Afternoon with William Windom

 

It was 1979...maybe 1980. I managed the box office at the historic Embassy Theatre in downtown Fort Wayne, Indiana. Coming up on a particular evening was a one-man show featuring the works of James Thurber. The one man starring in said show was none other than William Windom...a name meaningless to most people under the age of 40...an awful lot of people over 40 can't quite place it either.

But make no mistake, William Windom was a real-life Hollywood quasi-big shot. In the Fifties and early Sixties, he appeared both on Broadway and in many television shows like Hallmark Hall of Fame and Twilight Zone. He is most well-known for his co-starring role with Inger Stevens in The Farmer's Daughter (Those who remember it at all remember the chair/escalator that ran along the stairs to the second floor of the house.) and his starring role as a cartoonist with a wild imagination in My World and Welcome to It.

If you're a fan of 1962's To Kill a Mockingbird, you have seen him go up against Gregory Peck's Atticus Finch in the courtroom.


In later years, he also had a recurring role in Murder She Wrote as Dr. Seth Hazlitt.


It was Windom's work in My World and Welcome to It that led to his one-man show and his arrival in the Summit City: Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Ticket sales were less than impressive, so in an attempt to get more tushes in the theatre's seats, we had arranged for a meet-and-greet with Mr. Windom at a high-end department store in Fort Wayne's largest mall. I was his only companion at the event...me and the supply of tickets I had on hand to sell to the fawning crowd.

There we were, sitting at a table not far from the fragrance counter, hoping people would wander by, recognize his face, and go, "Well, now that I've met the guy, I simply must buy some tickets to his show!"

About halfway through the afternoon, a high school classmate (named Andy Williams...#NoJoke) walked up to the table because he was excited to see ME. I kind of had to interrupt Andy in order to introduce him to Mr. William Windom. Andy heard my intro, looked at the Emmy-winning star and said to him, "Hey! Did you know that Dewey is a really good actor, too?"

I was grateful for the positive evaluation and all but seriously, I felt like hiding under the table.

It was like I had turned to Buddy Rich or Ringo Starr and proudly announced that I played the bass drum in my freshman marching band.



Friday, February 2, 2024

Mystery Solved: The 412th Greatest Song of All Time

 

For 14 weeks in the late summer and early fall of 1967, Bobbie Gentry's Ode to Billie Joe climbed the charts to number one and dominated the talk around water coolers, gym lockers, and sewing circles across the country:


  • Was it really the family's daughter who was seen with Billie Joe throwing something off the Tallahatchie bridge?
  • What were they throwing, anyway?
  • And what were the two of them talking about after church last Sunday?
  • And for crying out loud, why in the world did Bille Joe MacAllister jump off that bridge?


Here we are, almost 57 years later, and our researchers at Almost the Truth are pleased to announce the answers to all these questions raised by the 412th greatest song of all time.


Was it really the family's daughter that was seen with Billie Joe, throwing something off the Tallahatchie bridge?
       Yes. Yes it was.

What were they throwing?
       Something.

What were the two of them talking about after church last Sunday?
       A personal matter.

Why did Bille Joe MacAllister jump off the bridge?
       He wanted to die.


See? It wasn't so all-fire mysterious.