Here I am, offering help to the screenwriters and producers of the world who seem to be positively desperate for ideas.
Hack to the Future - "Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a taxi?"
The Green Bile - A supernatural tale of everyone on death row getting sick
The Lizard of Oz - "Oh my, Toto! Tails regrow so quickly here!"
A Can Called Otto - You've heard of the John. You're familiar with the Biffy. You've experienced the Powder Room. Now meet Otto.
The Darn Knight - "These socks need to be mended and you're not going to stop me."
Star Bars Episode IV: A New Hope - Maybe Charlie Sheen won't get bounced out this time.
Schindler's Lisp - "Thith pin. Two people. Thith ith gold. Two more people."
It's a Wonderful Wife - Actually...this doesn't change the movie at all.
Tight Club - "The first rule of Tight Club is...nobody fits in Tight Club."
Saving Primate Ryan - The adventures of a small squad of zoo keepers looking for a lost chimpanzee.
Jews - "You're gonna need a bigger yarmulke."
Done With the Wind - Set in the waning days of the Civil War, an entitled Southern belle could simply not care less about an approaching tornado.