VII X Words

 

An excerpt from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.

Xantham (n)  -  A stirring, loyalty-inducing song played before every x-ray procedure.

Xenoblast (n)  -  Third entry in the classic series, "Hearnoblast, Speaknoblast, Xenoblast"

Xenophone (n)  -  Device used to communicate with foreign entities

Xeranthemum (phrase)  -  "A heavy, colorless, chemically inactive, monatomic gaseous element moved the British mother with haste."

X-ray (n)  -  A person or animal that used to be named Ray

Xylene (n)  -  The umpteenth sequel to one of Dolly Parton's most-well-known songs

Xylophone (n)  -  A  word that sounds like pieces of wood being struck by a soft hammer