Friday, June 4, 2021

Wonky W Words


A whittling from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.

Wabbit (noun)  -  Elmer Fudd's prey of choice

WAD (acronym)  -  Wet And Dirty

Waddle (v)  -  Elton John's seductive manner of walking, found in the song "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word": "Waddle I do to make you love me"

WADE (acronym)  -  Walking Ankle Deep Easily

Wader (n)  -  Person who takes your food order at a slightly-flooded restaurant



Wading (v)  -  How the rock group Foreigner starts romantic relationships: "I've been wading for a girl like you to come into my life"

Wafer (n)  -  A long distance

Waffle (n)  -  A pancake with built-in traction so the maple syrup cannot escape
 
Whacky (adj)  -  The way someone behaves after they've been smacked around a bit

Winsome (clause)  -  ...aaaand you losesome

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