A whittling from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Wabbit (noun) - Elmer Fudd's prey of choice
WAD (acronym) - Wet And Dirty
Waddle (v) - Elton John's seductive manner of walking, found in the song "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word": "Waddle I do to make you love me"
WADE (acronym) - Walking Ankle Deep Easily
Wader (n) - Person who takes your food order at a slightly-flooded restaurant
Wading (v) - How the rock group Foreigner starts romantic relationships: "I've been wading for a girl like you to come into my life"
Wafer (n) - A long distance
Waffle (n) - A pancake with built-in traction so the maple syrup cannot escape
Whacky (adj) - The way someone behaves after they've been smacked around a bit
Winsome (clause) - ...aaaand you losesome
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