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A Single Juror May Prevent a Verdict as Deliberations Resume
As of yet, it is unclear what the juror's marital status has to do with it.
Officials Identify 3 Found Dead Inside Townhome
Police spokesperson, Kermit T. Frog, announced, "Hi-ho! It's most definitely a three, you see, because if it was an eight, the left side wouldn't be open like that."
Doctors Prepare to Strike Monday as Contract Talks Continue
"Hold that calendar still! I'm going to give it SUCH a smack!"
New Law Strengthens Requirement to Stop for School Bus Stop-Arms
The vote was unanimous in favor of adding the words "We really MEAN it, you guys!"
North St. Paul Woman's Yard Is a Magnet for Monarchs
"Just this morning, I saw King Charles, Duke Wayne, and Queen Latifah."
Two Engaged in Voter Fraud During MN's Primary Election
The wedding ceremony is expected to take place early next year.
Eden Prairie Teen Appears in Court
The teen is quoted as saying, "Ta-daa!"
