An excerpt from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Xantham (n) - A stirring, loyalty-inducing song played before every x-ray procedure.
Xenoblast (n) - Third entry in the classic series, "Hearnoblast, Speaknoblast, Xenoblast"
Xenophone (n) - Device used to communicate with foreign entities
Xeranthemum (phrase) - "A heavy, colorless, chemically inactive, monatomic gaseous element moved the British mother with haste."
X-ray (n) - A person or animal that used to be named Ray
Xylene (n) - The umpteenth sequel to one of Dolly Parton's most-well-known songs
Xylophone (n) - A word that sounds like pieces of wood being struck by a soft hammer
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these are my FAVORITE posts! I laugh so hard! These should all be published in a book!!
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