Nuthin' Butta G String

 

We have arrived at number 419 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 greatest songs of all time...Dr Dre's "Nothin But a G Thang"...and I am at a loss.

Not only have I never heard it, but when I looked up the lyric I was embarrassed to read it.

So I punted. I went to ChatGPT for help.

This is the instruction I gave: Using no words normally considered vulgar, write a humorous parody of "Nuthin but a G Thang" titled "Nuthin but a G String".

And this, you lucky reader, is what it delivered. (I seriously should just give up this whole humor blog gig and let the machines take over.)

(Verse 1)

Just me and my tiny string,

Loungin' by the pool, doin' my thing.

Rockin' that itty-bitty bikini,

Ain't no fabric here, just pure genie.

Chillin' like a popsicle, so bold,

Got sunscreen on, I'm in control.

My tan lines, they're gonna be weird,

But who cares? I'm the beachfront pioneer.

(Chorus)

It's nuthin' but a G string, baby,

Livin' life like I'm a beachside lady.

Soak up the sun, feel the breeze,

With my mini swimsuit, I aim to please.

(Verse 2)

Got my shades on, I'm feelin' fly,

Passin' by, heads turn as I stroll by.

Sand in places where it shouldn't be,

But fashion's pain, can't you see?

Wave crashes, water's cool,

Rockin' this G string, I break the pool's rules.

My dance moves might be quite risqué,

But I'm ownin' it, in my own way.

(Chorus)

It's nuthin' but a G string, baby,

Livin' life like I'm a beachside lady.

Soak up the sun, feel the breeze,

With my mini swimsuit, I aim to please.

(Bridge)

Gonna pose for selfies, make 'em stare,

G string life, without a care.

Takin' on the world, one step at a time,

In my itsy-bitsy fashion, I'm in my prime.

(Verse 3)

Sun's settin' low, day's almost done,

Gotta admit, this was quite fun.

No judgment here, just good vibes,

In my G string, my spirit thrives.

A parody of life, a comedy scene,

In this small string, I'm feelin' queen.

So let's embrace the absurdity,

In my G string world, I'm livin' free.

(Chorus)

It's nuthin' but a G string, baby,

Livin' life like I'm a beachside lady.

Soak up the sun, feel the breeze,

With my mini swimsuit, I aim to please.

(Outro)

Nuthin' but a G string, that's the tale,

Laugh with me, let's set sail.

In this world of fashion so zany,

I'll be rockin' my G string, forever crazy.

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The matrix just may be real, man.