According to the 423rd greatest song of all time, there are a lot of terrible things that are still not as bad as scuffing a person's blue suede shoes.
Carl Perkins gives the listener permission to:
- Knock me down
- Step on my face
- Slander my name all over the place
- Burn my house
- Steal my car
- Drink my liquor from an old fruit jar
However...
...don't you DARE put the bottom of your shoe on the top of his.
It's the kind of down-home, dirt-lane, farm-boy, song that should have been written on a potato sack.
Oh but wait...
...it was! #TrueTruth
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Fun Fact: I had a pair of BROWN suede shoes once. Stupid purchase if you care about your shoes looking clean.
Just sayin'.
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