Friday, June 3, 2022

Almost the News XXIV

 

Real headlines. Fake news.


City Council Member Running for Mayor
...because the mayor recently broke her leg

St. Paul Man Charged After Lakeville Shooting
Witnesses were amazed at the man's ability to take a bullet and just keep charging.

City Reopens Search for New Manager
Immediately after being hired, Benson city manager, Buck Trends, went missing. The search for him had to be suspended during the harsh winter weather but has now resumed, with expected highs in the 60s all week.

Planning for the Next 10 Years Kicks Off
...and the funeral is planned for next Wednesday.

First Wolf Pups of the Season Tagged
...and now they are It.


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