Friday, August 21, 2026

Repetition, Thy Name Is Bo: The 369th Greatest Song

 

According to the magazine Rolling Stone:

The B side of Diddley's first-ever single was built around a four-note guitar stomp that was a trademark of mid- Fifties Chicago blues. Songwriter Willie Dixon, who supervised the 1955 session, said it was Diddley's sense of rhythm that set him apart from everyone else at Chess [Records]: "The drums are speaking, and he'll tell you what the drums are saying."

Hmmm...

If Bo Diddley's "I'm a Man" is telling me what the drums are saying, I cannot help but be reminded of a Far Side comic wherein Larson translates the barking of dogs into English: We see a dog chasing a car and another dog excited about a person walking down the street and still another dog squaring off with something up a tree  . . . and in each instance, the dog is saying "Hey! Hey! Hey hey!"

Far Side cartoon

In other words, the song is that four-note guitar riff (Da-DAA da-dah), endlessly repeated.

Over and over.

And over.

With Bo's two-note melody expressing lyrics that may not even be worthy of that many notes:

Now when I was a little boy (Da-DAA da-dah)
At the age of five (Da-DAA da-dah)
I had somethin' in my pocket (Da-DAA da-dah)
Keep a lot of folks alive (Da-DAA da-dah)
Now I'm a man (Da-DAA da-dah)
Made twenty-one (Da-DAA da-dah)
You know baby (Da-DAA da-dah)
We can have a lot of fun (Da-DAA da-dah)

I'm a man (Da-DAA da-dah)
I spell M (Da-DAA da-dah)
A (Da-DAA da-dah)
N (Da-DAA da-dah)
Man

I seriously (Da-DAA da-dah) cannot imagine (Da-DAA da-dah) picking this song (Da-DAA da-dah) over Chicago's totally different song with the same title...which didn't even make Rolling Stone's list.

Da-DAA da-dumb!


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