An excerpt from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Oakleaves (clause) - What an oak does when it is highly offended by the content of a conversation
OAR (acronym) - Oblong Aquatic Rearranger
Obfuscated (clause) - How Hans Brinker's friend, Obfu, got around in the winter
Obituary (n) - After January and February, the month with the most deaths
Objection (n) - In a court case, the point where damning evidence and desperation intersect
Obliterate (adj) - Having or showing knowledge of ob
Oblong (n) - Asian cousin of Obwan Kenobi
Oboes (n) - Least-appreciated instruments at mealtime; "Keep your oboes off the table!"
Obscene (n) - Any segment in Star Wars: A New Hope in which Alec Guinness' character appears
Obscure (n) - A method for treating a disease that no one ever contracts anymore
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