Friday, December 26, 2025

Headlines to Hope for in 2026

 

Please, oh please, oh pretty pretty please!

AI's Dewey reading the paper

Campaign Promises to Lower Prices Are Fulfilled


Hollywood Produces 10 Films People Actually Want to See


Minnesotans Give Up Their Juvenile Insistence on Calling "Duck, Duck, Goose" "Duck, Duck, Gray Duck"


Airlines Replace Tasteless So-Called Cookies with CornNuts


Ice Cream, Like Water, Declared Essential for Life and Free at All Restaurants


Art Garfunkel, James Taylor, and Paul Simon Release Cover of Satchmo's "What a Wonderful World"

Taylor, Garfunkel, and Simon


Campaigning for Mid-term Elections Restricted to Publishing of Position Papers


Waste-of-ink comic strip, Fred Basset, finally shuts down. #FredBassetMustDie



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