'Tis a sorrowful thing to realize that local newspapers are dying off at an alarming rate. Where else could a person read a gem of a police report like I saw recently?
Officers took a suspicious activity call at 17XXX Gerdine Path. The homeowners reported an unknown male walking underneath their deck, attempting to take down their security camera. The male was wearing a face covering and a black robe. He left after unsuccessfully removing the camera. No suspect information at this time.
I have a few questions:
- What was suspicious about the activity call?
- If there is no suspect information, how do you know they were male? Or wearing a face covering and a black robe?
And the thing I'm most curious about...
How does one unsuccessfully remove a camera?
I can understand how someone could be unsuccessful in an attempt to remove a camera, but that's not what the police report says!
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