I just can't eat another bite.
There Will Be Blood Pudding - A story of family, religion, hatred, oil, and gross UK cooking
Filleting Nemo - Oh my, let's skip the description here, shall we?
Monty Python and the Holy Quail - "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of ornithology."
Dial M for Mackerel - A former tennis star arranges the murder of his adulterous wife by blunt force trauma with a fish.
Lox, Stock and Two Smoking Bagels - High-stakes poker at a local deli
Gone With the Rind - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a lime."
Harry Potter and the Takeout Order of the Phoenix - A mythical bird rises from the ashes and gets the orange chicken.
The Sound of Mueslix - Sister Maria chews her breakfast with her mouth open.
Dead Poultry Society - "Seize the drake, boys!"
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Bean Chili - And you thought being one of the undead was bad...
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