The Fifties were years of rocking, rolling, and pure animal energy.
Donkey Cruel - Elvis sings of a heartless burro.
That'll Be the Jay - ♫♪ "That'll be the jay; the bird that's so blue. That'll be the jay just a singing for you. That'll be the jay, learning to fly. That'll be the jay-ay-ay in the sky!" ♪♫
Blueberry Krill - A fruity seafood dish where Fats Domino found his thrill
Ain't Cat Ashamed - ♫♪ "You made (boom, boom) me cry (boom, boom) when you scratched (boom, boom) my eye. Ain't cat ashamed? My tears fell like rain." ♪♫
Rock and Vole Music - A little tune for a little mouse by Chuck Berry
Groundhog* - ♫♪ "You ain't nothin' but a groundhog, diggin' in the ground..." ♪♫
Stoat Gets in Your Eyes - The Platters sing a warning about a weasel.
Hart Breaks Hotel - ♫♪ "When Bambi crashed into the lobby, it was quite the tale to tell. The headline read next morning: "Hart Breaks Hotel" ♪♫
Snake Up Little Susie - The Everly Brothers sing the terrifying tale of a girl, a snake, and a toilet.
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* Yes, it IS weird to take a song that alREADY had an animal in the title and almostify it.
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