Friday, December 22, 2023

#RuinAChristmasSong

 

What would happen if some unscrupulous modifier wreaked havoc with our classic holiday tunes?

Away in a Manager  -  All the cookies get eaten by your immediate supervisor.

O Hum, O Hum Emmanuel  -  When you don't know the words

Silent Knight  -  "Silent knight. Deaf-mute knight. With his helmet on, he's got limited sight."

O Come to Old Faithful  -  The latest promotional jingle for the U.S. Parks Department

120 Days of Christmas  -  Can't. Imagine. Singing this. Ever.

Do You Smell What I Smell?  -  "In the stable near, shepherd boy"

Soy to the World  -  Vegan anthem

Cookies We Have Burnt on High  -  Time to fix the oven

Whose Tupperware Is This?  -  "Whose Tupperware is this, that holds the salad, that no one seems to have wanted?"

God Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen  -  Holiday revelers have the right to remain silent.

Tingle Bells  -  A short in an extension chord leads to a shocking discovery.


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