What would happen if some unscrupulous modifier wreaked havoc with our classic holiday tunes?
Away in a Manager - All the cookies get eaten by your immediate supervisor.
O Hum, O Hum Emmanuel - When you don't know the words
Silent Knight - "Silent knight. Deaf-mute knight. With his helmet on, he's got limited sight."
O Come to Old Faithful - The latest promotional jingle for the U.S. Parks Department
120 Days of Christmas - Can't. Imagine. Singing this. Ever.
Do You Smell What I Smell? - "In the stable near, shepherd boy"
Soy to the World - Vegan anthem
Cookies We Have Burnt on High - Time to fix the oven
Whose Tupperware Is This? - "Whose Tupperware is this, that holds the salad, that no one seems to have wanted?"
God Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Holiday revelers have the right to remain silent.
Tingle Bells - A short in an extension chord leads to a shocking discovery.
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