You'll be glad to know that I am still singing songs to authorize in-store payment for out-store vehicle fueling at the gas station/convenience store/tobacco emporium known within the confines of this blog as FastStop.
Further good news is that there is now a list of Beatles parodies that are bringing surprise, delight, and/or shock and dismay to unsuspecting motorists.
(I Saw Her Standing There)
Well, you are on pump 17
And you're getting gasoline
Yeah, your pickup truck looks way beyond compare
Please come inside to pay; whooooo
Before you drive away
(Let It Be)
When you find yourself out at pump 10
Getting fuel at FastStop today
Heed these words of wisdom, "Come in to pay"
(Lady Madonna)
Hey there, pump 7
Getting gas today
When you're through, here's what to do
Come inside to pay
(Eight Days a Week)
I see you at pump 6
Getting fuel today
When your tank is filled up
Please don't drive away
Oh, come inside to pay
Don't you dare drive away
I'm selling fuel at FastStop
Eight days a week
To hear these tunes in all their radiant splendor, go to YouTube by CLICKING HERE.
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