#DropALetterCreateAMovie 2

 

Everyone in the Central time zone: (Happily nodding off to sleep)

Me: I wonder if I could come up with a blog's worth of funny movie titles by dropping just one letter from the title of a real movie?

Also Me: Sure you could. You did it over five years ago, you twit!

Everyone in the Central time zone: (Deeply ensconced in their personal REM cycles)

And Back to Me Again: Still...it's worth another go, right?

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hop  -  A band of plucky rebels create a dance craze.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Kin  -  Frodo and all his cousins move into Bag End.

Snow White and the Seven Warfs  -  The rightful heir to the throne escapes from her hateful step-mother and lives on a series of misspelled docks.

Jurassic Par  -  An escaped T-Rex does okay playing golf once a special set of long-shanked clubs is designed.

Harry Otter and the Sorceror's Stone  -  An orphaned semiaquatic mammal enrolls in a school of wizardry, floats on his back, and plays with a magical artifact.

Schindler's Lit  -  Polish industrialist's wild college days.

Pup Fiction  -  Benji writes a novel.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pear  -  Havoc is wreaked upon the high seas when Captain Jack Sparrow eats some spoiled fruit.