A picayune unit from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
YACHT (acronym) - You Actually Covet Having This
YACK (acronym) - Young Americans Continually Kibitzing
Yaffle (n) - A two-day-old waffle
Yahoo (n) - A young adult owl
Yak (n) - A large, shaggy-hairy Tibetan ox with a mating call that sounds like vomiting.
Yale (n) - The penultimate version of a dark malt beverage
Yammer (n) - Verbal tool used to bore people to tears
Yams (n) - Sweet potatoes that self-identify as a different vegetable
Yank (v) - To pull quickly on someone as if they were from the northern United States.
Yearn (pronoun) - Belongin' to y'all; "Hey, is this here coondawg yearn?"
2 comments:
I look forward to these posts! Thanks for the laughs and sharing your genius wisdom!
Oh pshaw...which is probably a Middle-Eastern ruler of urinals.
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