Bordering On Y Words

 

A picayune unit from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.

YACHT (acronym)  -  You Actually Covet Having This

YACK (acronym)  -  Young Americans Continually Kibitzing

Yaffle (n)  -  A two-day-old waffle

Yahoo (n)  -  A young adult owl

Yak (n)  -  A large, shaggy-hairy Tibetan ox with a mating call that sounds like vomiting.

Yale (n)  -  The penultimate version of a dark malt beverage

Yammer (n)  -  Verbal tool used to bore people to tears

Yams (n)  -  Sweet potatoes that self-identify as a different vegetable

Yank (v)  -  To pull quickly on someone as if they were from the northern United States.

Yearn (pronoun)  -  Belongin' to y'all; "Hey, is this here coondawg yearn?"