A limited volume of entries from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Vacancies (n) - Can-producing factories in Virginia
Vacate (phrase) - Answer to the question, "What did the vacuum do with my sock?"
Vacation (n) - A period of rest and relaxation after which one must go back to work in order to rest and relax
Vaccine (n) - A monthly periodical about Hoover, Bissell, and Dyson
Vagabond (n) - An investment security for the benefit of wanderers
Vagaries (n) - Like groceries, but with feminine hygiene products
Vagrant (n) - A bombastic declaration about the female anatomy
Vanish (adj) - Having some characteristics similar to a van
VULGAR (acronym) - Very Ugly Language Geared Against Righteousness
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