An undersized unit from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Ubiquitous (interjection) - Spoken in frustration when a borrowed pen stops working
Udon (n) - Japanese sumo fodder
UFO (acronym) - Unidentified Frying Object; popularized by inexperienced short-order cooks
Uglification (n) - The effect of sobriety upon how that person you went home with from the bar looks to you
UGLY (acronym) - Ukrainian Girl Lifting Yaks
Ulcer (clause) - What will happen when you look past Q
Ulterrier (n) - A covert, cryptic, or hidden breed of dog
Ultimate® (n) - Brand name of the most popular android spouse
Ultimatum (n) - The abdomen of the most popular android spouse
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