A narrow nibble from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Nabbed (clause) - "Quick! Grab that piece of sleep furniture!"
Nabbing (clause) - "Quick! Grab that dog-faced crooner!"
Nacho (interjection) - The sound of a Spanish sneeze
NAG (acronym) - Nasty Around-the-clock Griping
Nail (n) - Every issue in the life of a person who only has a hammer
Naive (n) - An intravenous bottle full of sodium
Name (adj) - Crippned or physicanny disabned, especianny in the foot or neg so as to nimp or wank with awkwardness
NAP (acronym) - Nice Afternoon Project
Naps (n) - A backwards bridge
Narcissist (n) - A cissist with a single horn protruding from its head
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