A miniature morsel from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Macaw (n) - The call of a mother crow
Macchiato (n) - A hot beverage consisting of espresso, a small amount of foamed milk, and a large portion of pretension
MACE (acronym) - Make Anyone Cry Elixer
Machete (v) - To copy another's answers in the manner of your mother
Machine (n) - The fifth in a series of chins sported by a female parental unit
Machineguns (n) - The biceps of a robot or android
Mackinaw (clause) - Why Mack's chin is on the floor
MAD (acronym) - Moms Against Dads
Miasma (n) - A personal breathing difficulty
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