From Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Labor (n) - An excuse for verbal abuse directed toward one’s husband
LACE (acronym) - Lingerie Attracting Considerable Examination
Lacerate (v) - To determine the relative public appropriateness of lingerie
Lackadaisical (adv) - Flowerlessly
Lackeys (n) - People who are unable to unlock doors
Lactose (adj) - Footless
Ladies (clause) - What happens when The Big One hits Los Angeles
Ladle (French) - Boythe
Lager (n) - A member of the generation younger than kagers and older than magers
Lagoon (n) - A stupid, foolish, or awkward roughneck from Southern California
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