Just a bit of a kit of Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Kale (n) - 1,000 bottles of an alcoholic malt beverage
Kaleidoscope (n) - A device for scanning identification cards before allowing the purchase of 1,000 bottles of an alcoholic malt beverage
Kalifate (n) - The son of Kalifsephen
Karoscene (n) - The section of a play or film involving corn syrup
Kayak (n) - A large, stocky, shaggy-haired wild ox that comes after a jayak and before an elyak
Kazoo (n) - An annoying noisemaker often mistaken for a musical instrument…or maybe the other way around
Keelhaul (v) - To transport 1,000 eels
KEG (acronym) - Keeping Extra Gallons
Keister (n) - One who keists; especially from behind
Kelp (n) - The kale of the sea
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