Friday, June 26, 2020

An Inventory of Illegitimate I Words


An itty-bitty installment of Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.

ICE (acronym)  -  Intentionally Cold Environment

Icecap (n)  -  Cooling headwear for those hot summer days

Idealist (n)  -  Casino employee who works at the blackjack table

Ideate (n)  -  The eighth in a series of fake identities

Identical (adj)  -  Having exactly the same ticklish teeth



Idiomatic (adj)  -  Being utterly foolish or senseless independent of volition; involuntarily stupid

IDIOT (acronym)  -  Independent Dude Incapable Of Thought

Idol (clause)  -  Statement of self-awareness by Barbie®

Ineffable (adj)  -  So physically attractive as to be completely out of one's league; "You'll never sleep with her. For you, she's ineffable."

Ivory (clause)  -  "You either let us insert this tube in your vein, or give us a good reason not to!"

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