An itty-bitty installment of Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
ICE (acronym) - Intentionally Cold Environment
Icecap (n) - Cooling headwear for those hot summer days
Idealist (n) - Casino employee who works at the blackjack table
Ideate (n) - The eighth in a series of fake identities
Identical (adj) - Having exactly the same ticklish teeth
Idiomatic (adj) - Being utterly foolish or senseless independent of volition; involuntarily stupid
IDIOT (acronym) - Independent Dude Incapable Of Thought
Idol (clause) - Statement of self-awareness by Barbie®
Ineffable (adj) - So physically attractive as to be completely out of one's league; "You'll never sleep with her. For you, she's ineffable."
Ivory (clause) - "You either let us insert this tube in your vein, or give us a good reason not to!"
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