A non-heaping helping from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Habaneros (clause) - "Laughter shuts down libido."
Haberdasher (n) - A person who is in a hurry to sell hats
Habit (n) - 1. A comedy routine; 2. A funny mouthpiece of a bridle
Habitat (n) - An indelible skin-marking of one's home
Habituate (n) - Laughter based on what a female dog consumed
Hack (v) - To secretly break into a taxi with an ax
Hacksaw (n) - A cabdriver's amazement
HAD (acronym) - Held At Dawning
Haddock (adj) - Previously owned a pier
Hysteria (n) - A buffet belonging to a male
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