A non-generous grouping from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
GAB (acronym) - Ginormous Association of Blatherers
Gabardine (n) - The official in charge of an alcohol-dispensing establishment designed to cater to homosexuals
Gable (n) - A male bovine creature that finds other male bovine creatures romantically attractive
Gadgetry (n) - A tenuous attempt to utilize a doodad
Gag (n) - A small joke or piece of comedic business that makes a person retch
Galant (n) - A female representative of social insects of the family Formicidae
Galaxy (adj) - Having the qualities of, or a similarity to, a female tree-cutter
Gallery (n) - A room, series of rooms, or building devoted to the exhibition and often the sale of young women
Gallon (clause) - Verbalized warning to the residents of a fraternity house when a female enters the hallway; "Examine your zippers! There's a gallon!"
Gyro (n) - A Greek sandwich designed to splatter tourists' clothing and destroy their confidence in being able to pronounce simple words
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