Let's see, if I move this vowel to where that consonant is and subtract the square of the hypotenuse...
- Hogan's Heroes = Goon Rehashes (Sgt. Schultz goes over everything he hasn't seen and doesn't know.)
- The Price Is Right = Hitcher Tries Pig ("Well, I've never had bacon before, but since you were nice enough to give me a free ride, I suppose I can give it a shot.")
- This Is Us = Sis Is Hut (Yep, that's about right.)
- The Big Bang Theory = Thy Hetero Gabbing (Yep, that's about right.)
- The Waltons = Snot Wealth (John Boy and ALL his siblings get the sniffles all at once.)
- Law and Order = Radar On Lewd (This explains where the writers get their story ideas.)
- The Addams Family = Mahatmas' Fly Died (So THAT'S how it started!)
- How I Met Your Mother = Either Mow Your Moth (...or what? Mow my moth or WHAT??!? Augh!!!)
- Saturday Night Live = Nutty Vigils Ahead (Indeed!)
- The Munsters = He Rents Smut (The secret, untold story of Herman Munster!)
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