Friday, April 10, 2020

A Few Fake F Words


A fine fragment of Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.


Fa (n)  -  A long, long way to run


Fabric  (n)  -  An exceptionally good block of hardened clay


Facade (n)  -  Counterfeit juice-based drink


Fact (n)  -  Theatre: The sixth major division of a play; follows Eact and precedes Gact


Fad (adj)  -  Being very unskilled in addition


Fair Fair Fare Fare (clause)  -  An equitable fee charged for transporting foodstuffs procured at a competitive exhibition


Festoon (n)  -  An animated series based on the 1964-1970 television series, Daniel Boone, starring Fess Parker.


Futile (n)  -  A small number of slabs of linoleum


Fuzz (clause)  -  Vulgar: Derisive exclamation directed against 80's blues-rock trio, ZZ Top.


Fyle (n)  -  The pamily name op the country-bumfkin character fortrayed by Jim Nabors in the television series, Gomer Fyle, USMC and The Andy Grippith Show.




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