Friday, February 7, 2020

A Dollop of Disingenuous D Words


A diminutive dalliance with Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.

Dabble (n)  -  Da ting in da pasture whats got da pointy horns and da bad attitude

Dadgum (n)  -  [You don't seriously need me to type this out for you, do you?]

Daddies (clause)  -  What happens when a father's heart stops beating

Dagoba (clause)  -  How sheep verbally communicate

Deciduous (adj)  -  Being inclined to have another person make decisions for the group one is a member of

Doldrums (n)  -  Percussion instruments made out of pineapples



Duplicity  (n)  -  A large town made out of two-ply tissue

Dwarf (n)  -  A small pier

Dynamite (clause)  -  Tentative answer to the question, "Who's going to clean the kitchen?"

Dystrophy (clause)  -  What youse will win if you come in foist in dysrace

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