The collection of Christmasy versions of Beatles tunes continues and concludes, all in one fell swoop...
Here Comes the Snow - Little darlin', it'll be a long, cold, lonely winter. Little darlin', I've got some hot, spiced cider here.
I Saw Her Shopping There - I won't use layaway with another since I saw her shopping there.
I Want a Walrus - I am a young lad trying not to sound mad, but I want a walrus! Goo goo ga jube!
Lady Madonna - Lady Madonna, Joseph at your side; wondering how you managed the long mule ride.
The Long and Winding String of Lights - ...that is tangled in the garage
Lucy in a Fit with Ribbons - Picture yourself in a room filled with paper; the gift bags are bent and your scissors are dull.
Maxwell's Silver Bells - Hear them ring! Maxwell's silver bells came down the attic stair. Ring-a-ling! Maxwell's silver bells ensured a festive affair.
Paper Check Writer - Dear cashier, I don't have a card, and carrying cash is so very hard. I just wanna buy these items right here, and I'm so old-school that I need to be a paper check writer...paper check writer!
While My Accounts Gently Weep - I look at the bills I've racked up since November while my accounts gently weep.
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