Friday, December 27, 2019

Headlines to Hope for in 2020


Political Ads Will Run Only on a Dedicated Cable Channel

Scientific Breakthrough Converts Global Warming Into Free Electricity

Complete Toy Story Box Set, With 20 Hours of Special Features, Available for $20

Harry Chapin, Jim Croce, and Leon Redbone Begin Their "Out of This" World Tour



Kardashians Take Vows of Silence

Dog Breeders Announce New Canine that Picks Up Its Own Poo...Which Smells Like Fine Corinthian Leather

Mister Rogers Resurrects; Wins Presidential Recount

Twitter Shuts Down: "We Just Really Don't Care Anymore"






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