An itsy-bitsy bit of Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Baboon (adj) - The opposite of babooff
Babyhood (n) - A pre-juvenile delinquent
Babyproof (n) - Generic equivalent of e.p.t. and First Response pregnancy tests
Backdate (n) - An evening of social interaction so enjoyable as to be repeated
Backfire (v) - To bring one's employment to an end before they have even been hired
Backslap (v) - Supports the front of a person's thighs when said person is in a seated position
Backspace (n) - Rate of speed when in reverse
Burst (n) - A chilly avenue
Byte (v) - To cut, wound, tear, gryp, or hold wyth the teeth
Byzantine (n) - An antiseptic spray for residents of Constantinople in the Middle Ages
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