The following is proof positive that I've had some time on my hands and twisted thoughts in my head.
- Gone With the Wind = Hinged White Town (Oh, if only I could trade that first H for an S.)
- The Avengers = Three Vegans
- (Harry Potter and the) Deathly Hallows = Hold Thy Seawall
- Lord of the Rings = Drool Frightens (especially if it's dripping from the mandibles of a giant spider)
- The Dark Knight = Thank Third Keg (It's a good movie that looks totally different depending on what's IN those kegs.)
- The Lion King = Hen Lingo Kit ("You'll be talking to the barnyard fowl in your life in just two weeks!")
- Despicable Me = Medical Beeps (Minions on life support?)
- (Harry Potter and the) Half-Blood Prince = Blanched Prof Oil (This is almost an appropriate recap!)
- Finding Nemo = Demon Fin Gin (Brand name of the reason Dory has a short-term memory problem)
- The Force Awakens = Wenches Toke Afar (In a galaxy far, far away, some saucy gals are getting high.)
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