More from The Almost the Truth Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean:
Jabberwockies (pl n) - Handheld radios on which to mindlessly chatter
Jacket (n) - A small jack
Jargon (clause) - What Frankenstein's monster says when he can't find the peanut butter
Karate (n) - The amount of money one is charged for a ka
Keel (v) - Ven a pairsin takes anudder pairsin's life; murrdurr
Labradoodle (n) - An informal sketch of female foundation garments by someone from Southern California
Macabre (clause) - Notation in subject line denoting that the email concerns your mother's taxi
Macadamia (n) - The life, community, or world of studying Apple computers
Naive (adj) - Belonging o a paricular place by birh; a naive New Yorker
Nasal (adj) - Relating to a nasy; vuch av a warvhip or a battle at vea
Naseberry (n) - A small fruit with a taste similar to snot
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