...I think Game of Thrones has something to do with multiple toilets
...when I hear muffin top, my mouth waters and I look for some butter
...by the time I get to the store with a coupon for grapes, I have to use it on raisins
...I'm doing bird imitations when I tweet
...when someone mentions Taylor Swift, I think, "Good. I need my suit altered pronto."
...I'm pretty sure a cell phone is what people in jail use to call their lawyers
...I think sick actually means something or someone is not well
...the answering machine for my dial phone uses a cassette tape
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