The ABCs of What to Write When You Don't Know What to Write

There you sit, having committed to posting SOMEthing every Friday morning. But what do you do when you've just...got...nothing?

You've got to Accept the Beautiful Challenge of Doing Everything you've promised to do. Failure is not an option.

Good Healthy Humor Is Infinitely Justified.

Keep Learning, Moron.

Never Oppose Personal Quality.

Religiously Seek To Undermine Very Wimpy Xylophonists. Yes! Zealously!