A tip-o-the-hat to failblog.cheezburger.com for the following picture, which led my mind to the verbal jabs that follow the following picture...ya follow?
You're so ugly...ugly people cover you up with pictures of themselves.
What are you even MADE of? Hot dogs refuse to be put inside you.
You're about as useful as pre-popped bubble wrap.
When you get filled with air and popped...nobody even flinches.
Everything you rhyme with is negative: gag, hag, lag, nag, sag...
Those Fandango ads you star in really blow chunks.
You're so wimpy...you couldn't punch your way out of yourself...even if you were wet.
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