A silly smidgen of Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Sabbatical (v) - To wiggle one's fingers under the wings of a flying rodent from South America
a little bit of everything, a little bit of nothing, just for grins...or maybe not. As in "a little bit pregnant," this is almost the truth.
The actual true truth of the matter is that the majority of Almost the Truth posts in 2020 were written in the first few months of the year...before any of us knew what a bizarre dumpster fire of a year it was going to be:
See how quickly that went from poking fun to just a gape-mouthed recitation of "can you believe this really happened" moments?
Turns out it was a really good thing I had a stockpile of grin-worthy words. If I had depended on current events to feed the humor mill...yikes.
Prince's "Kiss" is another one of those songs on Rolling Stone's list of the 500 greatest songs of all time that I had never heard before.
Don't hate me because I've got discriminating taste.
Okay, okay...I take it back. I went to YouTube and watched the official video and looked up the official lyrics and became officially familiar with it enough to say that it's easy enough to dance to, in spite of Prince's thin falsetto performance and equally-thin gee-I-wanna-be-Little-Richard mustache.
"You don't have to watch Dynasty to have an attitude."
Now that's just wisdom for the ages, right there.
A representation from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Rabbat (n) - Any of several soft-furred, long-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammals that play baseball
Rabbet (n) - Any of several soft-furred, long-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammals with a gambling addiction
RABBI (acronym) - Righteous Anger Beats Bitter Innuendo
Rabbinical (adj) - Jewish advice that's worth five cents
Rabbit (n) - Any of several soft-furred, long-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammals with teeth marks
Rabbitty (n) - A very small soft-furred, long-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammal
Rabble (trademark) - A popular crossword board game with all the S tiles removed
Rabboni (n) - A very skinny soft-furred, long-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammal
Rabbot (n) - Any of several soft-furred, long-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammals built with gears and circuitry
Rabbutt (n) - The tail end of any of several soft-furred, long-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammals
The 462nd-greatest song of all time, according to Rolling Stone, is "Respect Yourself," recorded by The Staple Singers in 1971.
At first glance, you'd think this would be a positive, uplifting, encouraging message of truth, brotherhood, and the American way...but at SECOND glance...uhhhh.
The title implies the song is going to encourage the listener to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, and don't mess with Mister Inbetween, but just look at some of the lyrics:
Respect yourself, respect yourself...
Translation: Respect yourself, you atheistic, narcissistic, foul-mouthed, breech-born, ignorant racist.
Peace and love, man. Peace and love.
Qaid (adj) - What actors Dennis and Randy would be without you
Qi (n) - The vital life force of many a Scrabble® player
Quaalude (n) - The vital life force of many a harried parent
QUACK (acronym) - Quick, Use Alternate Communication Know-how!
Quacker (n) - A thin, quisp wayfuh, often queated to enjoy wiff cheese and uhthuh savuhwhee toppings
Quackiest (adj) - Having the most fissuresQuadrant (n) - The violent declaration of a golf foursome
Quadratical (v) - When an octopus uses half its arms to make someone laugh
Quadrilateral (n) - In football, a play when the ball is tossed sideways four times
Quadrisyllabic (irony)