A silly smidgen of Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Sabbatical (v) - To wiggle one's fingers under the wings of a flying rodent from South America
Saber (v) - What one does when one is very cold
SABLE (acronym) - Soft Apparrel But Largely Expensive
Saccular (n) - A non-religious bag
Sachet (v) - To strut while smelling pleasant
SACK (acronym) - Sadistic Attempt to Carry Kittens
Sackbut (n) - 1. a medieval form of the trombone. 2. Bible. an ancient stringed musical instrument. Daniel 3. (NOTE: These are actual definitions, it's just that this word is so darn funny.)
Sacrament (n) - Concrete used to build churches
Schadenfreude (v) - Talking negatively about the father of modern psychoanalysis
1 comment:
time to integrate the sackbut into our weekly worship services! I couldn't stop laughing!
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