Friday, January 8, 2021

Questionable Q Words


A squinch of Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.

Qaid (adj)  -  What actors Dennis and Randy would be without you

Qi (n)  -  The vital life force of many a Scrabble® player

Quaalude (n)  -  The vital life force of many a harried parent

QUACK (acronym)  -  Quick, Use Alternate Communication Know-how!

Quacker (n)  -  A thin, quisp wayfuh, often queated to enjoy wiff cheese and uhthuh savuhwhee toppings

Quackiest (adj)  -  Having the most fissures

Quadrant (n)  -  The violent declaration of a golf foursome

Quadratical (v)  -  When an octopus uses half its arms to make someone laugh

Quadrilateral (n)  -  In football, a play when the ball is tossed sideways four times

Quadrisyllabic (irony)


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