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Two Face Federal Charges in 900-pound Meth Bust
Man! What cup size would that be?
Wheelchair Games Draw Veterans from 41 States
"Look! In this one, I've got the drill sergeant actually smiling."
With Scores Still Missing, a Quest to 'Find Every Soul'
Fans of the Ghost Hunters television series will be glad to know the show will continue, even without background music.
GOP Wants Larger Field in Race for Governor
...otherwise, the runners will always be turning, with no straightaways at all.
Democrats Attack Trump's Tax Bill
Led by Arizona Senator Ruben Gallego, the attack started by coming up the bill's right flank and then sweeping across its path with a barrage of amendments.
U.S. Stocks Back Off Slightly from Highs
"Health reasons" were given as the catalyst for smoking less dope.
Senators Press UHG After Latest Hack
"Once again," said Senator Imma Taylor, "the person we hired for the job failed. He left the UHG so wrinkled, we just had to do the job ourselves."
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