Friday, March 28, 2025

Observed Absurdities™ 72 - Is This Gluten Free?

 

Beloved and I received a wedding invitation that has thrown us for a loop.

The earliness of the invitation in relation to the date of the event is fine.

The expected level of attire and decorum is well within the boundaries of reason.

However...

The menu options...oh my...

How would you like your child prepared?

As a grandparent, I have been known to say "You're so sweet, I could just gobble you up," but I never expected to be taken seriously.


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