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Bison Find Minnesota Ranch to Their Liking
Salad dressing made in other states doesn't seem to please their palates.
Ramsey County Sheriff Is Ordered to Cut Jail Population
with a really big knife.
Family Detained After Shooting Gets $700K
Why did they wait until after the shooting got paid off to detain the family?
Migrants Relieved to Reach U.S.
In order to make it from their home countries to American soil, the latest group of migrants used the draining of their bladders as a power source.
Fragile DFL Majorities Stayed United for Change
"Yes," commented DFL party president, Wedo Upay, "The amount we accepted for staying together was quite small. Pocket change, really."
Kissinger Turns 100 and Is Still Active in Global Affairs
The world is amazed at how long Henry Kissinger has kept himself safe from jealous husbands.
Rural Patients Pained by Shortage of Care Providers
One partially-paralyzed farmer is quoted as saying, "It's bad enough I need help taking care of myself; couldn't they find somebody a little taller?"
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