Friday, May 6, 2022

Observed Absurdities™ 56 - A Long Time Ago in a Toy Factory Far, Far Away

 

I invite you to imagine my dismay and confusion when I approached a large sign advertising the presence of Mandalorian-themed playthings and saw...well...saw THIS:



We've gone light years beyond Malibu Barbie, it seems.

"The waistline is strong in this one."

"I'm going to take the pink Corvette into Mos Eisley for some power curlers."

"This is the way. Way COOL, that is!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this bathing suit."

"Use the Force, Ken!"


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