Even still more yet from The Almost the Truth Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean:
Tabaret (n) - Popular movie musital scarring Liza Minelli as Sally Bowles and Joel Grey as the Mascer of Teremonies.
Tabbed (clause) - Where folks go at night when they're tired.
Tailored (n) - What a male cardinal has, as opposed to a male bluebird's tailoblue.
Udders (v) - When a cow employs the faculty of speech; uses the voice to talk.
Umpteenth (adj) - Having the appearance of being done by an unqualified person; "You really made this soup umpteenth! It tastes like a baseball official playing golf."
Vaccine (n) - A monthly periodical about Hoover, Bissell, and Dyson.
Wagon (adj) - Description of a sad, tailless canine.
Waltz (adj) - Belonging to Disney.
Xantham (n) - A stirring, loyalty-inducing song played before every x-ray procedure.
Yearn (pronoun) - Belongin' to y'all; "Hey, is this here coondawg yearn?"
Zeal (n) - any of numerouz carnivorouz marine mammalz that live chiefly in cold regionz and have limbz modified into webbed flipperz adapted primarily to zwimming; often erroneouzly confuzed with a zea lion.
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