Chubby Checker wasn't the only one dealing with weight issues in the 1960s...
The Good Cholesterol, the Bad Cholesterol, and the Bulgy - A big hit for Huge Montenegro from the movie of the same name
Wedding Cake Blues - This is why the group needed a 5th dimension to spread out into
I Heard It Through the Helpline - "I bet you're wonderin' how I knew / they made the door bigger so you'd fit through"
Happy Together - The musical story of the mating of peanut butter and chocolate to create Reese's Cups
Ice Cream Believer - "...and a homecoming queeeeeeen."♫♪
Runaround Sue - If you're training for a marathon...because...she's like...really...big...yeah, you got that one...
Wendy's - "Who's serving up those juicy cheeseburgers, wrapped in some paper, dripping with grease? Who's reaching out to hand you some french fries? Everyone knows it's Wendy's."
Mashed Potato Time - No almosting here. This is an actual 1962 hit by Dee Dee Sharp!
Save the Last Doughnut for Me - "Don't forget who's takin' you home, and in his kitchen you're gonna be..."
Will You Still Feed Me Tomorrow - A hit for the Shirelles, but written by Carole "Kingsize" King
Old El Paso - "Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with s Mexican sauce."
Sugar Shack - Again, this joke is for real and recorded by Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs in 1963.
Return to Blender - When your smoothie isn't quite smooth enough
Sugar Sugar - Theme song for the Association of Dental Hygienists
Hey JuJus - "Hey, JuJus, don't let me down. Take a boring movie and make it better..."
To Sirloin With Love - This one is a lulu.
Are You Hungry Tonight? - Elvis invites a friend over for grilled peanut butter and banana sandwiches
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